The Rogue of Light

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible, via maryammonster)

the-potter-tardis:

troubleemakerheartbreaker:

The sudden realization that when school starts you’re actually gonna have to get up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear a bra everyday

no not a bra good lord

(Source: troublemakerheartbreaker, via maryammonster)

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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(Source: pinkhairedgoddess, via princejakers)

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

image

(via princejakers)

catolonen:

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

That took an unexpected turn

(via piefacemcgee)

heir-of-egbutt:

twistallthestix:

acoloneloftruth:

So yeah, Michael “Rage Quit” Jones sped up is a good Karkat voice, right?

IM CRYING

New headcanon voice

(Source: colonel-sprite, via probablyahomestuck)

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